Thursday, April 21, 2011

Technical difficulties.

Due to technical difficulties involving being terminally weak above the shoulders, this blog will be on a temporary hiatus.

Please have comfort in this silence of the word on the screen of big that the chinese government is in no way responsibility for this issue.
buy china

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Work is a bitch, but with it's own special little rewards..

Watch annoying brat.
Watch annoying brat fuck with the display you've been working 2 hours with.
Watch yourself telling his mom to keep him under control.
See bitch throwing a tantrum about her kid getting the right to fuck with the display and that you're a lowly intern at a grocery store and that she's superior to you in every way.
See stand containing potted cacti.
Watch annoying brat.
Watch annoying brat fuck with the display again.
Watch annoying brat 'accidentally' 'trip' into cacti stand.
Watch annoying brat go to hospital.
No witnesses, no consequences.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Atkins/low carb friendly snacks/desserts

Apparently sweden is getting a big meaty hardon for the ol' low carb dieting... So here's a bunch of low carb tips for desserts and snacks!
More information on sweden and low carb at:

Desserts and snacks.

Here's a low carb cheesecake, you may mix in some cottage cheese into it as well to give it some more texture, recipe courtesy of the interwebs.
Mix a package of cream cheese, an egg, a half-cup of Splenda (or other sweetener), a pinch of salt and a dollop of heavy cream. Put in a pie dish and bake at 350 degrees until the top browns (about a half-hour).

Sugarfree jello!
This is the primary cause for mouthgasms amongst low-carbers, as it surprisingly still manages to have some flavor to it.

Sugarfree popsicles!

peanuts with shells (meh, i don't like peanuts personally, but whatever.)

Peanut butter (make sure it's the natural kind without a bunch of transfatty shit added to it)

Cheddar cheese! (Note: not all cheeses are low carb)

Eggs: See my recipe for a delicious scrambled omelette

Almonds: woo!

Monday, April 4, 2011

Recipe - Strawberry soup

You'll need:
Coconut fat
Sweetener or sugar
Spoon to stir with
A pot to keep the ingredients in.
A stove.
A basic understanding of the concept of cooking.

How it's done:
Put your strawberries and about 50grammes of coconut fat into a pot and boil it slowly at a medium setting while stirring. Boil it for around 2 minutes, then add a little water and your preferred sweetener, wheter this be sugar, stevia, aspartame, monkey splooge, or that weird white powder you snort on occasion.

Boil it for another 15 minutes at low heat while stirring it every few minutes, if you want to you can break the strawberries up with a fork by stabbing them repeatedly.

Serve while hot on some ice cream or just eat it like it is.


Saturday, April 2, 2011


I now remember the top 3 reasons why i love Stronghold Crusader.
 1: The rat.
Rattus Patheticus
 Ah, Duc de puce. A cowardly, sniveling little bastard who runs an impoverished kingdom. (quite literally, since he's the illegitimate son of the former Duc de puce) His tactics suck, his micromanagement is even worse, and in combat you can beat him with less than 20 archers.
I do love hearing him beg for his life each time you successfully kill even one of his pathetic little peasants.

2: Setting fire to enemy castles.
Now that's a bloody army.

Charging at an enemy castle using 500 slaves equipped with torches after using a few catapults to demolish their walls never gets old. A few of them set fire to one of the crowded houses and everything goes up in flames, including all their military units that they spent so much time and money on completing. MAGNIFICENT FIRE FOR ALL!

3: The online multiplayer

It never gets old to go online, find a game where the gold is set to 10.000 or above, build a market, buy lots of wood, then make 20 catapults and rape the enemy castles. Of course, after this you have to build a few hundreds of slaves and SET GLORIOUS FIRE TO THE ENEMY! LET IT FUCKING BURN!

The only downside to all of this of course is that you tend to get quite addicted to the game.