1: The rat.
I do love hearing him beg for his life each time you successfully kill even one of his pathetic little peasants.
2: Setting fire to enemy castles.
|Now that's a bloody army.|
3: The online multiplayer
It never gets old to go online, find a game where the gold is set to 10.000 or above, build a market, buy lots of wood, then make 20 catapults and rape the enemy castles. Of course, after this you have to build a few hundreds of slaves and SET GLORIOUS FIRE TO THE ENEMY! LET IT FUCKING BURN!
The only downside to all of this of course is that you tend to get quite addicted to the game.