Hail from the chinese glory nation.

We the china people have best natiion in world. We are very happy in glorious chinese natiion!

Glorious flag of China!

In China we have big wall to keep out mosquitomen, wall is biggest in world! Glorious wall has kept Chinese blood safe for over 14000 years! We have oldest, biggest wall in world. It is glorious.

Glorious China wall. Not pictured: Horde of mongolian Mosquitomen.

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您好警察的中國人，你是什麼人......本文已被查封，中華民族的光榮。沒有在這裡看到，沿著。
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This is Chinese person signing off.