Friday, March 18, 2011

Daily fish - Red lipped batfish

This is a fish that had daddy issues growing up, and spends most of it's time WALKING on it's pectoral fins, since they never really learned to swim properly.
Do you love me now daddy?

You'd think this would be a huge disadvantage because, you know.. It's a fish, but thanks to it's daily 500$ spenditure on lipstick and on maintaining it's 'beard', the Batfish keeps most predators away.
This is thought to be because most predators are bigots, and will stay far away from any fish they assume to be transsexual.

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